Ugly blonde yelp reviewer with acne11/25/2023 ![]() Clog boots(below) are a case in point: cumbersome, orthopaedic, and daft. When navigating your way down fashion's meandering path, it's crucial to know when it's blatantly taking the pee, which sometimes it just does. Must I go there? Really? ROSY JONES, LONDONĪbsolutely not. I am suddenly seeing clog boots everywhere. Too, too much.) Aviators need a sleeker silhouette – skinny jeans, unassuming knits and cute anonymous mini bags to take them down a notch. (The Undesirable didn't know this she'd come out all guns – and gold jewellery, mirrored-lens sunglasses, supersize It bag and highlights – blazing. ![]() This aviator jacket – like all aviator jackets – is a high-impact, high-glamour, deeply self-conscious number it needs to be dressed down to counteract all that. I am resolved to style my way out of this situation. I should have faith in my ability to know a decent piece when I covet it so very violently. I should have courage in my consumer convictions. And, of course, I shouldn't even wish that I could cash it in. It's as wrong to wear a piece too early as it is to wear it too late, and when your look is clashing with the climate – too hot or too cold or not waterproof enough – then, my friend, it will fail you.) Its tags are attached, it's in perfect condition, but it's too late for me to return it. (Fashion is like comedy: so much of it is in the timing. I haven't cracked it open yet – I've been waiting for the weather to turn acceptably cold. Poor thing has no idea that its rep has been so besmirched. My now-tainted aviator hangs expectantly in my wardrobe, its fate undecided. I despair of what she's done to my wardrobe, but she didn't know and didn't do it on purpose). How to rehabilitate the piece, how to make it mine again, rather than the spiritual property of a peroxide-blonde sub-Wag C-lister (I'm not going to name her, so stop asking. It's no good sitting around and mourning the defilement of my once-perfect jacket I need to work out how to proceed. Imagine if someone less concerned with your happiness had got there before me? Or worse: imagine if the Undesirable and the jacket got papped, and the pics ended up in Bizarre or the Daily Mail online? You needed time to make peace with the idea." Sure, I could have let you blunder on in ignorance, but sooner or later the ugly truth would have been revealed. "But ultimately," Paula said, as I reeled and hyperventilated and tried to navigate the aftermath of this grimmest of revelations, "I knew I had to speak up. She struggled for a time, unsure whether or not she should enlighten me. ![]() Paula spotted her – and, more significantly, it – leaving Liberty's. ![]() An undesirable celebrity has been seen wearing the Acne aviator jacket I bankrupted myself to buy a month ago. ![]()
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